1. FOOD! FOOD!! FOOD!!! Girls love food so much and they think about it all the time even during sex. You might think she is into the act but she is thinking of what to eat when you get down.
2. So he is not going to go down on me before we start? It’s okay, just put it in already.
3. He really knows what he is doing. I wonder who taught him that move and how many girls have seen that too. Anyway, ride on boy!
4. Maybe I should make my sex noise a bit louder, that might help it along.
5. Why didn’t I pee before we start? Now I am going to interrupt this little circus and go pee.
6. Please turn off the lights and stop staring into my eyes! It’s not that serious.
7. Oh Damn! He’s flipped me into doggy position. Not only is my belly going to hang down like a set of cow udders but I am not entirely sure I shaved everywhere all that accurately.
8. Don’t finish yet! Damn it… Just when I am getting into this “OMG-this-feels-amazing-groove”. Well, there’s always round two yeah?
9. “WOW” So this is how big your dick is? Where have you been hiding dude? Just don’t leave a bigger hole after.
10. That hurts, RETREAT! RETREAT!! RETREAT!!! Wasted time saying that now I have to pretend it’s all fun and game.
*This dick actually feels familiar. Oh! Well.
*Is he going to finish next year? This is taking forever. Guy, get out of me please!