The Local Champion

I moved into Lagos 3 months ago, in search of greener pastures. Well, my type of greener pastures covers a lot of things, including the type of women I see in Nollywood movies.   In my village, I am well known and respected amongst every women’s association. – I was freely marketed by word of…

THROUGH KIKE’S EYES

At eleven, Kike had to do house chores, take care of her 4-year-old sister and do her homework as well; she considered all these too much work. After her primary school education, her mother gave birth to another child, this time a boy. Although Kike was excited about having a little brother, she also knew…

Shey Body na for baby pumping only?

   Ada was born, Chika was born, Chinedu was born, Ebuka was born, Chinelo was born, Then Ejima were born. Papa was mad, Mama was tired. She was still heavy, she claimed she didn’t know-how. How many more before you press brake? Stop o before you turn your house to a football pitch.   That…

Upgrade no be for mouth

  Ade is my perfect tall, dark, handsome guy, a smooth talker with a baritone voice. He also has soft hair, probably because he relaxes it sha…but that’s not the point. He was indeed my crown. 😁 Let me take you back to my undergrad days, the days before my Ade. Being an undergraduate, I…